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Disclaimer: The following is all apocryphal. Don’t believe a word of it!

Right after the Course was completed,  Jesus requested that a Clown Academy be opened to keep with the intent and content of the COURSE material namely: nothing real can be threatened, nothing unreal exists; to heal is to make happy; God's Will for you is perfect happiness; the Holy Spirit is the Spirit of joy; the detour into fear began when the Son of God remembered not to laugh; the world will end in laughter; Heaven is here, there is no other place. Heaven is now there is no other time. (Translated into have fun here, have fun now).

The Clown scientists have found that all our problems, etc., can be placed
under one heading: Seriousness. Seriousness is the leading cause of
everything from Cancer to Reincarnation. Scientists from the Clown
Academy have already discovered a new source of healing. It is a psychic
energy point located between the heart chakra and the throat chakra. It
is called the clown chakra. If people are feeling miserable, if they
have financial problems, if their relationship situation is the pits, if
they are in ill health, if they have a need to sue people, if they find
fault with their brother, then obviously their clown chakra is closed.
When this happens, the scientists have observed under a high powered
microscope, that the cells of every organ display a sad face, and when
the clown chakra is open and functioning normally, the cells display a
happy face.

  The scientists realized that if a person is ill, it is because his mind
has projected guilt onto the cells of his body and has forced the love
out which is normally found within each cell of the body. The cells are
therefore saying "I lack love" or ILL. The scientists also discovered
that all disease is due to the fact that the cells are "out of ease"
or"dis-eased". When the clown chakra is opened and working (correction
playing) properly, the psychic mechanism sucks up misery, pain, anger,
resentment, grievances, unhappiness etc, and converts the energy into
tiny red heart balloons. The red heart balloons contain God's Love and
Joy. The red heart balloons are directed to the "diseased" cell or
situation, and the cells or situation instantly change from sad to happy
faces. When the light enters the darkness, the darkness is gone.
Sometimes these red heart balloons are called endorphins. The reason they
are so called is due to fact when anyone experiences them, the feeling
of separation ends. He experiences being back at home with his Father
and hence he is no longer an orphan. Or “End orphan” (endorphin).
  So if you think someone is attacking you, The Clown Scientists recommend
that you visualize sending that person red heart balloons filled with God’s Love and Joy. And remember to keep your clown chakra open and remember to laugh.
Submitted by Alan Dolit